Randy Rainbow Song Parody, The Russian Connection

Randy Rainbow is so talented that I have to share this.


Posted on 05/15/2017, in politics and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. Ha! That was great! Here is a list of all the good things that have happened since January.. I wish I knew who to credit

    “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but it looks like Trump is actually making America great again. Just look at the progress made since the election:

    1. Unprecedented levels of ongoing civic engagement.

    2. Millions of Americans now know who their state and federal representatives are without having to google.

    3. Millions of Americans are exercising more. They’re holding signs and marching every week.

    4. Alec Baldwin is great again. Everyone’s forgotten he’s kind of a jerk.

    5. The Postal Service is enjoying the influx cash due to stamps purchased by millions of people for letter and postcard campaigns.

    6. Likewise, the pharmaceutical industry is enjoying record growth in sales of anti-depressants.

    7. Millions of Americans now know how to call their elected officials and know exactly what to say to be effective.

    8. Footage of town hall meetings is now entertaining.

    9. Tens of millions of people are now correctly spelling words like emoluments, narcissist, fascist, misogynist, holocaust and cognitive dissonance.

    10. Everyone knows more about the rise of Hitler than they did last year.

    11. Everyone knows more about legislation, branches of power and how checks and balances work.

    12. Marginalized groups are experiencing a surge in white allies.

    13. White people in record numbers have just learned that racism is not dead. (See #6)

    14. White people in record numbers also finally understand that Obamacare IS the Affordable Care Act.

    15. Stephen Colbert’s “Late Night” finally gained the elusive #1 spot in late night talk shows, and Seth Meyers is finding his footing as today’s Jon Stewart.

    16. “Mike Pence” has donated millions of dollars to Planned Parenthood since Nov. 9th.

    17. Melissa FREAKING McCarthy.

    18. Travel ban protesters put $24 million into ACLU coffers in just 48 hours, enabling them to hire 200 more attorneys. Lawyers are now heroes.

    19. As people seek veracity in their news sources, respected news outlets are happily reporting a substantial increase in subscriptions, a boon to a struggling industry vital to our democracy.

    20. Live streaming court cases and congressional sessions are now as popular as the Kardashians.

    21. Massive cleanup of facebook friend lists.

    22. People are reading classic literature again. Sales of George Orwell’s “1984” increased by 10,000% after the inauguration. (Yes, that is true. 10,000%. 9th grade Lit teachers all over the country are now rock stars.)

    23. More than ever before, Americans are aware that education is important. Like, super important.

    24. Now, more than anytime in history, everyone believes that anyone can be President. Seriously, anyone.”

  2. Here’s another gem I found somewhere.

    “I don’t know – it’s hard for me to see any U.S. ties to Russia…except xfor the Flynn thing and the Manafort thing …

    and the Tillerson thing
    and the Sessions thing
    and the Kushner thing
    and the Carter Page thing
    and the Roger Stone thing
    and the Felix Sater thing
    and the Boris Ephsteyn thing
    and the Rosneft thing
    and the Gazprom thing
    and the Sergey Gorkov banker thing
    and the Azerbajain thing
    and the “I love Putin” thing
    and the Donald Trump, Jr. thing
    and the Sergey Kislyak thing
    and the Russian Affiliated Interests thing
    and the Russian Business Interests thing
    and the Emoluments Clause thing
    and the Alex Schnaider thing
    and the hack of the DNC thing
    and the Guccifer 2.0 thing
    and the Mike Pence “I don’t know anything” thing
    and the Russians mysteriously dying thing
    and Trump’s public request to Russia to hack Hillary’s email thing
    and the Trump house sale for $100 million at the bottom of the housing bust to the Russian fertilizer king thing
    and the Russian fertilizer king’s plane showing up in Concord, NC during Trump rally campaign thing
    and the Nunes sudden flight to the White House in the night thing
    and the Nunes personal investments in the Russian winery thing
    and the Cyprus bank thing
    and Trump not releasing his tax returns thing
    and the Republican Party’s rejection of an amendment to require Trump to show his taxes thing
    and the election hacking thing
    and the GOP platform change to the Ukraine thing
    and the Steele Dossier thing
    and the Leninist Bannon thing
    and the Sally Yates can’t testify thing
    and the intelligence community’s investigative reports thing
    and Trump’s reassurance that the Russian connection is all “fake news” thing
    and Spicer’s Russian Dressing “nothing’s wrong” thing
    so there’s probably nothing there
    since the swamp has been drained, these people would never lie
    probably why Nunes cancels the investigation meetings
    all of this must be normal
    just a bunch of separate dots with no connection.” ~ Lane Crothers

  3. crustyolemothman

    What an amusing parody, yet so much truth to be found within it! Thanks for posting it, as it was a good diversion (if only for a moment) from the serious news of what has or has not happened in our fragile almost democracy…

  4. “Those are harsh words coming from the Titanic” — hahahahaaaaaa

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