Obama kills it at White House Correspondent Dinner (Full text and video)
Barack Obama drops mic at White House Correspondents Dinner (Screen capture)
Well played, Mr. President. Well played.
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) May 1, 2016
Good evening everybody. It is an honor to be here at my last — and perhaps the last — White House Correspondents’ Dinner. You all look great. The end of the Republic has never looked better.
I do apologize. I know I was a little late tonight. I was running on CPT, which stands for “jokes that white people should not make.”
Anyway. Here we are. My eighth and final appearance at this unique event. And I am excited. If this material works well, I’m gonna use it at Goldman Sachs next year. Earn me some serious Tubmans! That’s right. That’s right.
My brilliant and beautiful wife…
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