It’s Friday………..We need a new cuckoo clock
Five minutes since I read it, and I’ve not stopped laughing yet. Happy Mother’s Day!
Cuckoo clockThe other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem p***d off in the least………. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then…
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Posted on 05/09/2015, in Happy Place, Uncategorized and tagged girl's night out, humor, joke. Bookmark the permalink. 20 Comments.
LOL!!
Happy Mother’s Day to you too!
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Mindyme, hope you have a wonderful Mother’s Day!
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Thank you for the share.. I enjoyed my morning giggle at this one.. Happy Mother’s Day where you are. 🙂 I enjoyed mine in March here in the UK..
Thank you for all you share.. enjoy a beautiful weekend.
Sue
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Hey Sue! A belated happy Mother’s Day to my friend across the pond. (((hugs)))
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🙂 thank you Xena.. big Hugs returned xxx
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LOVE it!
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Hey John! Hope you’re having a great weekend.
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Very funny!
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Happy Mothers day everybody!
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Thanks Santiago!
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Hi! I have nominated you for the Premio Dardos Award! Please stop by my blog and pick up your award at http://idealisticrebel.com/2015/05/09/premio-dardas-award/
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Hey Barbara! Thanks so much for the award nomination. It’s a humbling honor.
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To all of the Mothers out there putting in work this I dedicate to you
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Thanks Santiago.
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I hope all you moms and kids of moms have a great day.
Meanwhile I’ve still got a few more years until I start getting the presents like fancy floral arrangements & mimosa brunches I’m entitled to BY LAW.
Cause like I told my kid, the freshly pulled weeds & macaroni necklaces are fine for now, but Mother’s Day was designated a national holiday in order to make our kids to buy us the good stuff! LMAO
xoxox
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Hey Shannon! Speaking of macaroni necklaces, I still have a rock, painted with different colors — a paper weight. Twenty years later, my son gave me a gorgeous paperweight — but I still have his “creation.” 🙂
Happy Mom’s Day!
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Shannon, you are so much fun. Love your funny comment! 🙂
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LMBO, cuckoo!
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