It’s Friday………..We need a new cuckoo clock

Five minutes since I read it, and I’ve not stopped laughing yet.  Happy Mother’s Day!

The Last Of The Millenniums

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Cuckoo clockThe other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem p***d off in the least………. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then…

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Posted on 05/09/2015, in Happy Place, Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 20 Comments.

  1. LOL!!

    Happy Mother’s Day to you too!

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  2. Thank you for the share.. I enjoyed my morning giggle at this one.. Happy Mother’s Day where you are. 🙂 I enjoyed mine in March here in the UK..

    Thank you for all you share.. enjoy a beautiful weekend.
    Sue

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  3. yahtzeebutterfly

    Very funny!

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  4. scrodriguez

    Happy Mothers day everybody!

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  6. yahtzeebutterfly

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  7. To all of the Mothers out there putting in work this I dedicate to you

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  8. I hope all you moms and kids of moms have a great day.

    Meanwhile I’ve still got a few more years until I start getting the presents like fancy floral arrangements & mimosa brunches I’m entitled to BY LAW.
    Cause like I told my kid, the freshly pulled weeds & macaroni necklaces are fine for now, but Mother’s Day was designated a national holiday in order to make our kids to buy us the good stuff! LMAO

    xoxox

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    • Hey Shannon! Speaking of macaroni necklaces, I still have a rock, painted with different colors — a paper weight. Twenty years later, my son gave me a gorgeous paperweight — but I still have his “creation.” 🙂

      Happy Mom’s Day!

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    • yahtzeebutterfly

      Shannon, you are so much fun. Love your funny comment! 🙂

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  9. peni4yothot

    LMBO, cuckoo!

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