Health Warning! Do NOT shampoo in the shower

ROFLOL! Great advice!

TheReporterandTheGirlMINUSTheSuperMan!

DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!

It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning!

I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label this warning; “FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”

No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It’s label reads, “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”

Problem solved! If I don’t answer the phone, I’ll be in the shower!

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Posted on 03/30/2014, in Happiness and Kindness, Potpourri, Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 41 Comments.

  1. While that is certainly concerning, if you were to wash your hair, put on a shower cap and then wash your body… it would work all the same. Shamefully they have not invented a wash for your hair and body but until then make due !!! 😉

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    • mybrokendiary,
      Welcome to Blackbutterfly7!

      It would be nice to have one product for hair and body in the shower. And, what about a shower sponge with a toothbrush on the end? LOL!

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      • I Do say, I Don’t Know Why But In The Past I Havee Had The Tendency To Brush My Teeth In The Shower. Although I Stopped Because I Realized That There Were Only So Many Places I Could Clean While In The Shower. Also Being Able To Brush Your Teeth While Looking In The Mirror Is AWESOME. If Only The Shower Walls Were Mirors ?

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        • mybrokendiary,
          What about a combination toothbrush-heelbrush? Oh – never mind. People might get them confused and use the wrong end on the wrong end. 🙂

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      • Both of you have me laughing!

        Welcome, mybrokendiary!

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  2. This is too, too FUNNY!

    Thanks for reflagging this, Xena.

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  3. LOL! This is to funny!! I needed to see this today! LOL! Fortunately for me, I go to the beauty parlor every two weeks! Hope everyone is well today.

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  4. Too funny!! love this! It all makes perfect sense now!!

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  5. Great joke, I must say….Soooooooo does Extra Rich Shampoo make my bank acct. bigger??

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  6. OMG… this is very funny

    I love the comments too

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  7. 🙂

    I sort of, kinda, REALLY stretched the “April Fools” game rules just now.

    My husband had just sat down on the couch to relax and a minute later he started nodding to sleep.

    And, soooo, I said, “Wake up. It’s morning!”

    He had a double-take, surprised look of “Oh my gosh!” (like he couldn’t believe he had fallen asleep there for the whole night)

    And, I said, “April Fools!”

    Okay…not fair, but FUN, FUN, Funny! 🙂

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